Tweets for Today

[benchilada]

• 09:56 My brain hurts. I hope you weren't wanting me to think today. Does anybody have booze? #
• 10:02 Wait, it is booze that you take for a headache, yes? Also, does sterno count as booze? Am I in trouble again, Mom? #
• 11:10 "Why'd you come back?" - "Fresh batteries. And revenge. Mostly revenge" -- tinyurl.com/4lroxw #