[personal profile] benchilada
OH, HAI, I BUYED A FOOD IN PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO.




The beautiful beach, marred by a can of corn smut...



There were three brands at the grocery store. I bought this one because it had absolutely the most disgusting cuitalacoche photo of them all.

Actually, [livejournal.com profile] cgyrask has pointed out that I spelled that incorrectly, that it's really huitlacoche. Who died and made the dictionary "right" about "spelling" is what I want to know.



Look, Ma, I checked the freaking expiration date so I won't Die Of Turnip Greens like I almost did a few times ago!



INGREDIENTS: Spanish Spanish Spanish. Look, I know how to ask for the bathroom and beer. Not in that order, usually.



Nutritional Information: fat and salt! It's like...dunno, my arteries?



So, I hear you ask, is this actually being posted by his wife, on account of what he's dead and all?

ROLL THE CLIP!



I later learned from a taxi driver that there's supposed to be an "-ay" sound at the end of the word, so it would really be prounounced "HWURGH!"

He said they were delicious in a tortilla or quesadilla with salsa verde. I told him that if I saw it somewhere I would try it.

I didn't so I didn't. Instead I sat at a stall on the street and ate delicious tacos con tripa y tacos con lingua.

What the hell kinda world do we live in where a tongue will taste better than a fungus?

Sure, I mean, tongues taste great when they're still attached, but...

...

I should probably go.

Love,

benjamin

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