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Feb. 13th, 2008 05:09 pmWell, yet again I did something So You Don't Have To.
vox8 sent me...some...
And then
city_of_dis --whose LJ is great, by the way--and I...we...
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...

It came in one of those tins that you open on the bottom so that the top will be all...umm...oh god oh god oh god.

Okay, nutritional information. Lots of fiber--big surprise there--lots of calcium.
Servings per can - 6.5? How the hell do you figure that? Did you count all of the...pupa...oh god oh god oh god.

Anyway, let's hit it.
Oh god oh god...oh, wait, it's over now. Never mind.
Well...it coulda been worse.
Way worse.
Sadly, the pupa didn't stay in M-A's stomach for very long.
Said he about the experience:
"Don't sweat it! I haven't puked since New Years, 1999. So it was fun and nostalgic! Really, I think it was probably just that I mixed my drinks, rather than too many drinks or too many grubs.
But seriously; how many people can claim "last night, I upchucked pulled pork, merlot, kahlua, green beans and larvae? It rocked!"
I'm gonna create some space here so you'll have to scroll down to see inside the can.
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Now go buy some of your own!
Next time, an all-beverage version of SYDHT.
Until then, smooches to you, my monkeys.
Love,
b
And then
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...

It came in one of those tins that you open on the bottom so that the top will be all...umm...oh god oh god oh god.

Okay, nutritional information. Lots of fiber--big surprise there--lots of calcium.
Servings per can - 6.5? How the hell do you figure that? Did you count all of the...pupa...oh god oh god oh god.

Anyway, let's hit it.
Oh god oh god...oh, wait, it's over now. Never mind.
Well...it coulda been worse.
Way worse.
Sadly, the pupa didn't stay in M-A's stomach for very long.
Said he about the experience:
"Don't sweat it! I haven't puked since New Years, 1999. So it was fun and nostalgic! Really, I think it was probably just that I mixed my drinks, rather than too many drinks or too many grubs.
But seriously; how many people can claim "last night, I upchucked pulled pork, merlot, kahlua, green beans and larvae? It rocked!"
I'm gonna create some space here so you'll have to scroll down to see inside the can.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

Now go buy some of your own!
Next time, an all-beverage version of SYDHT.
Until then, smooches to you, my monkeys.
Love,
b