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Mar. 3rd, 2007 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
benchiladaIt's been years, but this still cracks my ass up hardcore.
GLUE PIECE OF HAM, BITCHES!!!
THE TIMELINE:
1984, Lebanon - Azar Habib records "Habbeetik" for the wedding of the daughter of one of his friends. It is sung in in Arabic.
1984+, Sweden - A UN office named Nyberg picks up a casette of Habib's music, takes it to Sweden and gives it to his son, Patrik.
1984++, Sweden - Patrik Nyberg and friends, Johan Gröndahl and Pet Bagge, grow up.
1990s, Sweden - An intoxicated Pet Bagge remarks that "Habbeetik" sounds like Habib is singing in Swedish. Certain words in the song sound like references to a popular Swedish drinking game involving a hat.
2000, Sweden - Patrik Nyberg and Johan Gröndahl make a complete phonetic translation of the song into Swedish. They circulate an email containing the lyrics and an MP3 of the song. Everyone loves it.
2000, Sweden - Veckans Hatt made the flash version of the song.
2000, The World - Everyone goes nuts.
2004, Sweden - The site come.to/hatten dies.
Here is what the original site had to say about the lyrics:
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La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
Oooooh-ohohohoh
Winning kinky and funThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThe hat is living it up,
The hat is living it upThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThis is hopeless
We find this is becoming gay
It was always funThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-babyLa la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
Oooooh-ohohohohCool guy holding a soda
Yes, that's what we like - something sweetCool guy holding a soda
Yes, that's what we like - something sweetThrew the hat in Bert's coke-au-lait
Threw the hat in Bert's coke-au-laitBut baby, of course you knew that
But baby, of course you knew that
But hat-baby, of course you knew
But baby, of course you knew thatThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-babyLa la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
Oooooh-ohohohohBorrow the LP "The hat is yours"
You can dress up and make out on TVBorrow the LP "The hat is yours"
You can do drugs and end up on TVYes, the hat is yours, yours!
Yes, the hat is yours, yours!Everyone knows why and everything will get perfect
Everyone knows why and everything will get perfect
Everyone knows why and everything will get perfect
Everyone knows why and everything will get perfectThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-babyLa la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
Oooooh-ohohohohGlue piece of ham, cool.
Glue piece of ham, cool, cool.The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThe hat is living it up,
Yes, the hat is living it upThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThis is hopeless
We find this is becoming gay
It was always funThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-babyThe hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-babyLa la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la.
