My fine is $605
Feb. 17th, 2007 01:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
benchiladaIt's been a year or so, so I figure I'm due for one of these damn things...
EDIT: For the record, I did NOT write this thing, hence my saying it's an interesting character study.
Debating it in the comments is quite fun, but don't forget to give your total, too.
If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your doings ??
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $100
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $15
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $5
Vandalized something -- $10
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20.
Done coke -- $15
Been jumped -- $5
cut someone with a knife -- $90
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $25
Done crystal meth --$20
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $25
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
used someone just for sex --$50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years younger then you --$10
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $10
Been arrested -- $15
Spent time in jail -- $10
Gagged and beat someone -- $100
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
EDIT: For the record, I did NOT write this thing, hence my saying it's an interesting character study.
Debating it in the comments is quite fun, but don't forget to give your total, too.
If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your doings ??
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $100
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $15
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $5
Vandalized something -- $10
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20.
Done coke -- $15
Been jumped -- $5
cut someone with a knife -- $90
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $25
Done crystal meth --$20
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $25
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
used someone just for sex --$50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years younger then you --$10
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $10
Been arrested -- $15
Spent time in jail -- $10
Gagged and beat someone -- $100
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
