[personal profile] benchilada
Here’s a simple formula you can apply to anything you do in life to figure out if it is a noteworthy achievement, simply ask yourself:
“Is the thing I just did something that a homeless person can do?”

Man, sometimes pure, unadulterated, ridiculously funny vitriol can be...umm...funny. And...unadulterated.

Shut up, I'm on a low-adjective diet.

Shit, low-adjective is an adjective, isn't it? I mean, a made-up adjective, but an...made-up? DAMN IT!

Anyways: hit this like...crap, I'm out of similes, too.

[info]pyrotech_c3h8 loves you and wants you to be happy.

*giggle*
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