Yes, you may have an obsession or two. Perhaps a couple of compulsions. But...

...don't you dare add "Disorder" to the end unless you do things like irrationally think your hands are sticky, wash them three times, wash your desk and keyboard and mouse with cleaner, wash them again with water, wash your hands again, and then powder them before putting on latex gloves, all while sweating and shaking.

Yeah, everybody has some O's and some C's, but please understand that the D part is what sets we truly broken ones apart. Use the letters with caution.

I count my blessings regularly, and I hope that you do, too. Just for today, add to your list that you don't have to do things like this. :)