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HOLY CRAP, IT'S THE 14th ANNUAL
"SEND MY MOTHER A BIRTHDAY E-MAIL DAY"!!!

You see, I can't remember the last time I saw my mama on her birthday. She's lived in Florida since the very beginning of the 90's, and while I see her a few times a year, it hasn't been on her birthday since who knows when.

And since my Mama is THE HEIGHT OF FANTASTIC and one of the smartest, funniest, and by far kindest people I've ever had the pleasure to know in my entire life...well, she's had more of an impact on who I am today than anybody else in the world. As such, I like to do something for her on her birthday. She hates getting gifts, though, so I've been doing this instead, ever since I had to telnet into my uiuc.edu account using a 14.4 modem, where I would then read my e-mail using Pine...

HERE'S THE DEAL:

Her e-mail is n8annet@hotmail.com.

I don't care if you know her or not. Indeed, only a small handful of you have ever even seen her. Doesn't matter.

Take a few seconds right now and send her a birthday greeting.

It doesn't have to be anything other than "Your son sent me; Happy Birthday Annet Stein! He's batshit insane but I nice guy, I guess if you're cool with batshit insane!"

You can do it however you want, simple or complex...but don't go sending her goatse shots or I'll track you down and kick your ovaries so hard they'll knock your eyes out from the inside.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE OVARIES.

Keep in the spirit of her birthday, yo.

And you know what?

Tell your friends.

Tell all of 'em. Repost this in YOUR LJ and tell people to wish my Mama a happy birthday.

Help celebrate the woman who, when it comes to me, did the absolute best with what she was given to work with. :)

Here she is at Peking Garden Chinese Restaurant with her eyes partly closed. :)



Thanks,

b

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a) I love januarychill and her sketchbooks (NSFW),

b) OVER 11 BILLION PEOPLE WERE AT THE TEABAGGING EVENT.

c) WHO NEEDS A GOOD PUNCH IN THE EYE? (ta for the link, quetz

d) Don't forget my Mama's birthday!

Smooches,

b
Who does not actually advocate punching people in the eye