In which AWESOME HAPPENS SO HARD...

So, you know fairyarmadillo , right? She and her husband dr_beep ? The ones who changed their married names to Robot?

Nadja sent me one of the best things ever in the history of ever ever.

Seriously.

Here is a video--poorly lit, as usual, since it's just being filmed with a digital camera--video that she requested, namely of me opening the box.

I was having a weird Tourette's night, so that should also be fun for you. Maybe a seven out of ten intensity? Six?

Anyways:

( GLORIOUS PICS OF THE ITEM BEHIND THIS CUT! YOU MUST LOOK AT IT! )

You see what I mean now?

I have the best friends that ever was best friends.

benjamin

MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 09:02 Anybody else ever wonder, when they walk into a building, how many people have fucked in it? #

Smooches,

b