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Hellboy 2 + more
Jan. 5th, 2009 12:45 pmTomorrow, a So You Don't Have To that was filmed on Friday night, in the cold.
Soon, two new takes on the SYDHT theme, one conjured by the brilliant Joe Futrelle.
In unrelated news, HELLBOY 2: The Golden Army rocked my dick so hard that it...um...made my dick hard?
I shant get into debates about plot, et cetera. It was a beautiful romp through awesome and your "opinion" will not change that.
MY ONLY COMPLAINT?
The fucking Wilhelm scream.
It was cute for a while, now it only serves to pull me out of the moment.
In Indiana Jones movies, where my brain is already in cheesy pulp mode, it doesn't bug me.
In a Disneyish animated film where my brain may be engaged but not engrossed in the world of the film, it doesn't bother me.
When a fantastic battle is happening in Hellboy 2 and I'm completely sucked in and I love it and I'm on the edge of my seat and then I hear the damn thing?
Pulls me out of the film and back into the real world, which is shitty.
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Dear Hollywood,
We, the geeks, get the joke. We've gotten it for years.
Soon, two new takes on the SYDHT theme, one conjured by the brilliant Joe Futrelle.
In unrelated news, HELLBOY 2: The Golden Army rocked my dick so hard that it...um...made my dick hard?
I shant get into debates about plot, et cetera. It was a beautiful romp through awesome and your "opinion" will not change that.
MY ONLY COMPLAINT?
The fucking Wilhelm scream.
It was cute for a while, now it only serves to pull me out of the moment.
In Indiana Jones movies, where my brain is already in cheesy pulp mode, it doesn't bug me.
In a Disneyish animated film where my brain may be engaged but not engrossed in the world of the film, it doesn't bother me.
When a fantastic battle is happening in Hellboy 2 and I'm completely sucked in and I love it and I'm on the edge of my seat and then I hear the damn thing?
Pulls me out of the film and back into the real world, which is shitty.
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Dear Hollywood,
We, the geeks, get the joke. We've gotten it for years.
Now knock it the hell off.
Love,
benjamin
