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Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 18:14 OH GOD RAT BRAIN CELL CONTROLLED ROBOTS. ARM YOURSELVES! #
• 18:17 Are timeshares real? They seem like an abstract concept, like liberty, or gay Republicans... #
• 18:32 Please describe, in five to twenty words, the evolutionary purpose of the rabbit. #
• 19:22 I charge ALL OF YOU with finding me the cheesiest / most exploitatative September 11th merchandise you can! BRING ME LINKS AND PHOTOS. #
• 21:24 Christmas stuff still happening. I wish I knew why this season seems to mean so little to me. I love...feh. Bring back Halloween. #

Smooches,

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