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Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 16:31 I have Robbie Williams stuck in my head. Literally. Transmat accident. #
• 19:12 Playing BINGO AT THE AMERICAN LEGION, MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSS!1!!! #
• 22:12 "Where's the yuppie?" - Sara, laying next to me in bed. #
• 09:47 Is it rude to tip the doctor after he checks your prostate? Cause I'm totally gonna do that at my next physical. #
• 12:23 @maitri Do you tuck ones into his belt or just drop a hundred in the sharps container to make him work for his money? #
• 12:24 @wulfsbane What happens in my bed between Lovely Wife Sara, myself, and consenting yuppies / communists is none of your business! #

Smooches,

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Bees are not busy, they are...okay, I guess they are.

Have been too busy doing things like winning 47 dollars at bingo to post much this week. Well, much that's INTERESTING.

Will be finishing up my Halloween costume tonight and doing some prep for my Election Day costume.

Moar later.

Theoretically.

Oh, and if I were thinner I'd totally be an undead George Michael for next Halloween.

You know...

A whampire.

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YES GOD YES.

HOLY. FUCK.

There's a video game coming out called MERCENARIES TWO: WORLD IN FLAMES.

I'm watching X-Play on G-4 and they just announced this total madness...two special playable characters.

Playable REAL people.

YOU MUST WATCH THIS.

I can't decide whether this makes me very happy that I only own a Playstation 1 or very sad that I...I WANT TO STEER BARACK OBAMA THROUGH A WARZONE, MOTHERFUCKER.

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