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Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 16:31 I have Robbie Williams stuck in my head. Literally. Transmat accident. #
• 19:12 Playing BINGO AT THE AMERICAN LEGION, MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSS!1!!! #
• 22:12 "Where's the yuppie?" - Sara, laying next to me in bed. #
• 09:47 Is it rude to tip the doctor after he checks your prostate? Cause I'm totally gonna do that at my next physical. #
• 12:23 @maitri Do you tuck ones into his belt or just drop a hundred in the sharps container to make him work for his money? #
• 12:24 @wulfsbane What happens in my bed between Lovely Wife Sara, myself, and consenting yuppies / communists is none of your business! #

Smooches,

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