Music for you and a movie for you

Big surprise, have not produced any more art / writing / et cetera lately.

I'll never get out of these blues alive.

Anyway, I *do* have some comic book hilarity for you in a few hours, so in the mean time, please enjoy my latest 8tracks mix of songs: Name That Tune.

...or go ahead and watch the entirety of Night of the Living Dead:

Smooches,

b

Tony Stark: KID FRIENDLY!

So I was at the grocery store, waiting for a prescription to be filled, and I picked up this comic to read while I waited.

And then I bought the hell out of it.

Please take note of the age category.



Off we go, into the land of a very young Pepper Potts who still works for Starktech and is still Tony's go-to gal, but...oh, screw the intro.

So, like, Pepper is, like, doing somethingorother when this happens:



Yep. You are, indeed, seeing that.



I wonder if the bunny's body was turned around to make it look less like furry-bondage-rape. Cause, you know, it's been pretty all ages so far and we don't want to push our luck. Or something.

The other girl also works for Starktech but is a dumb and is letting a bunch of villains into the complex. I know there's...something...

...

Is anybody else hearing "The Crying Game" in their head when they look at Callee's jeans?

Anyway, the villains bust in, and Killer Shrike grabs a lightbulb gun, and Jolt grabs some really pretty bracelets, and Spymaster grabs a spare Liefeld gun and Plant Man...he...

ALL FUCKING AGES?



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we discover that Callee's mother is very tolerant.



Apparently drinking a barrel of Weapons Grade Marijuana makes even somebody called Plant Man vaguely effectual.



In conclusion, I'm totally calling pot that forever and ever.

"Dude, he had so much oxygen-rich lunar mineral that he was going to start writing poetry. Thankfully we were able to turn on the Home Shopping Network before anybody got hurt."

Smooches,

b