So I was at the grocery store, waiting for a prescription to be filled, and I picked up this comic to read while I waited.
And then I bought the hell out of it.
Please take note of the age category.
Off we go, into the land of a very young Pepper Potts who still works for Starktech and is still Tony's go-to gal, but...oh, screw the intro.
So, like, Pepper is, like, doing somethingorother when this happens:
Yep. You are, indeed, seeing that.
I wonder if the bunny's body was turned around to make it look less like furry-bondage-rape. Cause, you know, it's been pretty all ages so far and we don't want to push our luck. Or something.
The other girl also works for Starktech but is a dumb and is letting a bunch of villains into the complex. I know there's...something...
...
Is anybody else hearing "The Crying Game" in their head when they look at Callee's jeans?
Anyway, the villains bust in, and Killer Shrike grabs a lightbulb gun, and Jolt grabs some really pretty bracelets, and Spymaster grabs a spare Liefeld gun and Plant Man...he...
ALL FUCKING AGES?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we discover that Callee's mother is very tolerant.
Apparently drinking a barrel of Weapons Grade Marijuana makes even somebody called Plant Man vaguely effectual.
In conclusion, I'm totally calling pot that forever and ever.
"Dude, he had so much oxygen-rich lunar mineral that he was going to start writing poetry. Thankfully we were able to turn on the Home Shopping Network before anybody got hurt."
Smooches,
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