Sep. 4th, 2008

I was going to build you a So You Don't Have To post from something we did Tuesday night, but my boss is out sick and then I got distracted by something shiny during lunch, so it'll be up tomorrow morning, special guest star included.

In the mean time, please enjoy some fruits and vegetables from Joe Jackson's Michigan Fruit Stand.
Also there is a picture of my wife, but you are not allowed to enjoy her.





















PS -- Don't tell Sara that I put this photo up until it's too late to remove it. She vetoes 97% of the photos I take of her. :(

Smooches,

benjamin
AKA Your Internet Monkey King

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

  • 15:01 kapnkaty says (part 1) : "Dear Hurricane Gustav; I appreciate that you're a big bad storm...now could you go away?" #
  • 15:01 kapnkaty says (part 2): "PS Enclosed are pictures of Hurricane Katrina, naked." #
  • 15:23 tinyurl.com/6jlkee #
  • 15:26 @nadjarobot Tell me how you got Rickrolled while listening to Lieberman! Must know! ...wait, why the dick where you listening to Lieberman?! #
  • 20:35 If y'all ain't reading @sarahpalin4vp then you're missing some hilarity. "Just spilled crystal light on my blazer - i am NEERVOUS" #
  • 21:37 GIULIANI DIED SCREAMING! AND YOU BASTARD PEOPLE AUDIENCE, STOP CHANTING "USA! USA! USA!" LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING ROIDED-UP FOOTBALL TEAM! #
  • 21:38 @brianreed - 11 minutes in on the Child That Shall Not Be Mentioned. #
  • 21:41 DRILL BABY DRILL! is now claimed as an intellectual property of mine, specifically my Mr. and Mrs. Mcain / Mr. and Mrs. Palin satire porn. #
  • 21:43 YES! LICK YOUR HAND AND RUB IT ON THE BABY'S HEAD REPEATEDLY WHILE ON CAMERA, LITTLE PALIN GIRL! #
  • 21:46 CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE CHENEYS OF WAR! #
  • 21:52 @laurenmc -- At my house, when it's debate time, we have parties where people are given dart guns, nerf-arrows, and toys to throw at screen. #
  • 21:54 OH MY GOD, HER HAIR!!! WATCH WHEN SHE TURNS TO THE LEFT!!! SHE'S COVERING A PIN-HEAD!!! #
  • 21:57 "Our opponent is against energy. He is against water and air." - Lovely Wife Sara terrifyingly channeling Horrid Sarah Palin. #
  • 22:11 OH GOD, WHAT WAS THAT HUG-THING MCCAIN JUST GAVE HER?! HIS PLASTIC ROBOT BODY CANNOT EXPRESS EMOTION WELL!!! #
  • 22:18 "The job is running the country, NOT SURVIVING IN A BAMBOO CAGE, OKAY??!!??" -- radiumhead #
  • 22:21 tinyurl.com/5maogh --- OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! PART ESKIMO! DRILL INNUIT DRILL! #
  • 22:50 @maitri -- Yes, you being back safe in NOLA trumps anything about Palin. Congrats, baby. :) #
  • 09:33 @gregcarter Thank you for nadshot.com . It comforts me after last night's convention speeches. #
  • 10:15 @tanukitsune It costs so much because Spain vibrates between the third and fourth dimension, making it rough for postal carriers to find it. #
  • 10:36 tinyurl.com/64temj -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I DID NOT CREATE THAT FEED. #
  • 11:05 tinyurl.com/6c2wjn Fire, die in one. #
  • 11:06 @tanuktisune It's more of the "Is This Heisenberg's Apartment Principle". #
  • 12:38 PART 1- “Doesn’t elite mean good?…This job you’re applying for — if you get it, and it goes well, they might carve your head in a mountain." #
  • 12:39 PART 2- "If you don’t actually think you’re better than us than what the fuck are you doing?” - John Stewart #
Smooches,

b

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