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Sep. 2nd, 2008 11:32 amOkay, so, I think I've shown y'all the AJOKA "Shooting Net" before:
You know, the one lists the following uses:
"Outdoor Partner.
This great item is a great companion for your outdoor activity like camping or hiking. Now you do not have to worry for the wild animals or thieves, you can catch them without any resistance.
Safe Animal Catching.
Hunters are happy with this amazing device, now you can catch any animal without harming or injuring them.
Armed police.
Very useful for armed police. they do not need to use force to catch the BAD GUYS. now it is much easier to capture the suspects without harming them, now no one can sue them for illegal harassment."
BUT HAVE I NOW FOUND ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER?
Ajoka has produced a belt buckle.
Odd, I hear you think, and really draws attention to the crotch, but...what's the deal? Why is that so exciting?
"Obaba Buckle DVR a handsome black man face have a hidden camera and a micro DVR built in. you can take Hidden Video with Audio with our Obaba Buckle DVR for Spy or Investigation it gives you the ability to perform personal investigation, conduct secret video surveillance or for any ideal covert operation where gathering evidence is important. Ideal for hidden camera use where wireless camera can be detected easily with a wireless camera detector. This Buckle was originally carved in a WOOD but we changed this beautiful master piece of work in aluminium mould, now it looks even better and beautiful fashionable belt buckle. you can wear it as a normal belt on your Jeans yet it can record audio and video of your spy need."
Yes, it's an aluminum belt buckle shaped likeBarack Obama...I mean, a handsome black man face...err...Obaba...that takes video and audio. For spies who...dunno, live in the hood and don't mind people laughing at them.
Yes, I have this piece of espionage kitsch for you the day it was posted on their site.
Yes, I know you love me for bringing you your only joys in life.
I AM YOUR INTERNET MONKEY-KING, YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
Now somebody buy it for me..
Smooches,
b
You know, the one lists the following uses:
"Outdoor Partner.
This great item is a great companion for your outdoor activity like camping or hiking. Now you do not have to worry for the wild animals or thieves, you can catch them without any resistance.
Safe Animal Catching.
Hunters are happy with this amazing device, now you can catch any animal without harming or injuring them.
Armed police.
Very useful for armed police. they do not need to use force to catch the BAD GUYS. now it is much easier to capture the suspects without harming them, now no one can sue them for illegal harassment."
BUT HAVE I NOW FOUND ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER?
Ajoka has produced a belt buckle.
Odd, I hear you think, and really draws attention to the crotch, but...what's the deal? Why is that so exciting?
"Obaba Buckle DVR a handsome black man face have a hidden camera and a micro DVR built in. you can take Hidden Video with Audio with our Obaba Buckle DVR for Spy or Investigation it gives you the ability to perform personal investigation, conduct secret video surveillance or for any ideal covert operation where gathering evidence is important. Ideal for hidden camera use where wireless camera can be detected easily with a wireless camera detector. This Buckle was originally carved in a WOOD but we changed this beautiful master piece of work in aluminium mould, now it looks even better and beautiful fashionable belt buckle. you can wear it as a normal belt on your Jeans yet it can record audio and video of your spy need."
Yes, it's an aluminum belt buckle shaped like
Yes, I have this piece of espionage kitsch for you the day it was posted on their site.
Yes, I know you love me for bringing you your only joys in life.
I AM YOUR INTERNET MONKEY-KING, YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
Now somebody buy it for me..
Smooches,
b
