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ITEM: Finally got around to ordering my copy of Monsturd and it just arrived.



Prolly gonna watch it this weekend.
Next up, by the same people: RETARDEAD!

ITEM:

Got athree things off of eBay and Amazon that are fun:

A) Fifty million dollar bill



B) Nice little (3 1/2 by 2 1/2 inches) piece of multimedia art (watercolor, acrylic, pen) from eBay. It's called "Alien Queen". They only have one other thing for sale right now, but it's cheap and fun. Keep an eye out for new lovely little things.



C) And yes, this book is serious:



I'll have some art up for you by this afternoon, I think.

Smooches,

b

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Smooches,

b

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I didn't have the right pencils / pens with me to do this properly, but I just had to squeeze this idea out:




Also, nhyrvana introduced me to the lovely 8Tracks service, which is working as a methadone fix for my currently unfeedable Muxtape addiction.

She's got three mixes up.

My first mix here is story songs, a few of which are in my top musics ever. 'specially Johnny's Camaro. And 5 Room Love Song. And Dick's Automotive. Oh, fuck it, just listen: