A sample of The Glory that is Cutie Honey: The Live Action Film

I think every supervillain should make their entry like this.

Indeed, I think I should be greeted like this every morning.

Get on it.

MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 14:00 "Mama told me what I should know; too much candy gonna rot your soul." #
• 15:13 @warrenellis - Three beers. One Mexican, one English, one Belgian or something. #
• 17:10 @burningdove I need to get you the Supergenius Star Wars Breakbeats. I'll yousendit to you. That feels grammatically Wrong. #
• 17:11 @wilw "Eating shit can break ribs" sounds like a great PSA. #

Smooches,

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Somebody who reads this on Wed. morning please text me or email me to remind me call Matthew? Yes, flist, you are now only my electro-day-minder!
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Okay, first there's this article that's clearly filler for CNN.COM, as there's no way that that much of the world cares that "40-Year Old Virgin actor charged with attempted murder".

I mean, it wasn't Steve Carrell, it was Shelley Malil, who played Haziz.

No? Maybe you remember that he was one of the guys in the Budweiser WHAZZAP?! commercials?

Still not able to picture him?

See, I'm sure that 3rd Man From The Left in That One Scene In Titanic once got in trouble with the law, too, but nobody ever shouted about it in the news.

Ugh. Hate you, celebrity news.

Anyway, my ultimate point was that this is the first time that I have heard a journalist admit to doing this for research:

"Authorities confirmed the victim's identity as Kendra Beebe. According to her Facebook page, she is a 35-year-old mother of two who works as an insurance broker in Carlsbad, California, a coastal suburb."

I hope they do this for every news article from now on, especially as they'll end up quoting some of my friends as being shit like 99 year-old Samoan rocket engineers.

Smooches,

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Also the dentist. NOW BRING ME A FUCKING COFFEE, MY BEAUTIFUL, SLUTTY, DIRTY, LIVEJOURNAL SECRETARIES!!!

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