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Well, let's look at the flash game collection so far...

Finger Up The Butt So They Can't Poop On You game? CHECK.
Don't Let The Salaryman Next To You At The Bus Stop Hear You Fart game? CHECK.
Kawaii Saddam Hussein Dodging George Bush To Grab WMD's Also There's bin Laden game? CHECK.

If only I had a weird anime-based game where you slap women to gain control of the estate of your late husband.

OH WAIT.



Love,

b

Tweets for Today

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 14:41 Is it wrong that I want to work on a musical version of NIGHT OF THE HUNTER? #
• 17:19 When I was a kid I used to have weird daydreams / trips where I imagined that I had to be on a wheelchair-toilet for the rest of my life. #
• 21:46 As a child, I once asked my stepfather what a button a man was wearing meant. It said "I snatch kisses and kiss snatches." He told me. #
• 09:15 I think that if anybody ever said "It's better than a stick in the eye" to me in real life, I'd have to test that theory on them. Twice. #
• 10:43 "I KICKED ONE WOMAN SO HARD SHE WAS HAVING BABIES OUT HER TITS" - I'm glad others quote 4Chan so i don't have to go there during the day. #
• 13:07 "I'm finally, after all these years, getting better at drawing cum." - Robin Bougie #
• 13:39 @tomselleck69 - Actually, groundhog scampering into pipe means an bank overdraft and somebody keying your car. #

Smooches,

b