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I mean, I know Jesse Helms was a d-bag.

Everybody knows that.

But...dude.

"As the tributes came in, I wonder if anyone had the audacity to ask former Sen. Carol Moseley Braun what she thought of Helms.

Once when she was on the elevator and he saw her, Helms started to sing "Dixie," a call-to-arms song for lovers of the Old South, and clearly an offensive song to anyone black. He later said he did it hoping it would make her cry."

 

Tweets for Today

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 00:49 "Now begins the second act in an opera of pain." -- Bless you, announcer of Ninja Warrior #
• 00:49 @maitri CHAPULINES FTW! #
• 00:50 @nariposa "Ain't nothing but a chi thing....E.G. Existential Gangster" = COMEDY GOLD #
• 07:24 "sideways meat-pies" = most horrible slang for vaginas in ages? #
• 08:41 @nariposa Sideways meat-pie was invented...by me, yes, shut up...yesterday! I beat your "pussy pot pie" by hours! Okay, that came out wrong. #

Smooches,

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