Tweets for Today

[benchilada]

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 00:49 "Now begins the second act in an opera of pain." -- Bless you, announcer of Ninja Warrior #
• 00:49 @maitri CHAPULINES FTW! #
• 00:50 @nariposa "Ain't nothing but a chi thing....E.G. Existential Gangster" = COMEDY GOLD #
• 07:24 "sideways meat-pies" = most horrible slang for vaginas in ages? #
• 08:41 @nariposa Sideways meat-pie was invented...by me, yes, shut up...yesterday! I beat your "pussy pot pie" by hours! Okay, that came out wrong. #

Smooches,

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