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Sorry about the recent promises for content that haven't actually shown up.

In addition to usual holiday madness, I've had a few Real Life(tm) things arise that have been taking up my time.

Should have a new SYDHT soon, but don't drop bank on it.

I'll try to sketch out a few Hero A Day's today, too.

I've got some good stories brewing as well.

Maybe some flash fiction to tide you over.

Ugh.

Don't worry, I'm not overextending or anything, and I know people will say "take your time," I just wanted to get this stuff out there.

Stick with me, more to come. Promise.

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Did some wandering through Am-Ko, one of our local Asian food marts in preparation for my latest So You Don't Have To, which I'll be filming tonight or tomorrow night. Just a couple of products I saw there. There are more that I didn't take shots of because they'll be showing up in later episodes...

( I giggle at things far too easily... )

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“I’m telling you, Amama..mamin…jihad…there’s no way your plan will work!”

“Please, just call me Mr. President, Mr. President. And yes, our plan will work. Right now, thousands of Iranian sleeper agents are ready to strike, prepared to take action against your corrupt American government!”

“You wouldn’t.”

“And why not, Mr. President? What do we stand to lose? The deal is as follows; leave us and our nuclear programs alone or we will crush your economy, throw your populace into armed revolt, and have all of your fun for ourselves.”

“Does…wait, does that last part even make sense?”

“You are not one to talk, Mr. President. Literally. Your move.”

“All right, fine, we give in. Just call ‘em off, Mamoo.”

“It’s Mah…oh, never mind. As soon as you push through the U.N. resolution that we have prepared for you, I will give the order to stand down.”

“Nice one, Mr. President. Well played, you bastard.”

“A pleasure speaking to you.”

President Ahmadinejad breathed a sigh of relief as he hung up the phone.

Operation Loiter At Wal-Mart And Target And Buy Every Wii We Can Get Our Hands On To Keep The Americans From Getting Them, Thereby Ruining Christmas And Every Other Day For As Long As We Can Keep It Up was an unprecedented success.

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