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There's something truly satisfying about hearing the stunned silence from a telemarketer when you very politely tell them,

"Oh, hell, I seem to be on fire again. Can I call you back?

Voice Post: Bock?

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"If my life was as long as the moon's, I'd still be jealous of the sun.
 If my life lasted only one day, I'd still be drunk by noon."

                                    - "Drunk By Noon" -- The Handsome Family

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