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In other news, Tim Hardaway needs his cockhole stapled shut:

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On a Miami radio show Wednesday, Hardaway was asked how he would interact with a gay teammate.

"First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team," the former Miami Heat star said. "And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room."

When show host Dan Le Batard told Hardaway those comments were "flatly homophobic" and "bigotry," the player continued.

"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people," he said. "I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."

Hardaway also said if he did find out that a teammate was gay, he would ask for the player to be removed from the team.

"Something has to give," Hardaway said. "If you have 12 other ballplayers in your locker room that's upset and can't concentrate and always worried about him in the locker room or on the court or whatever, it's going to be hard for your teammates to win and accept him as a teammate."

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I was cold:



My car was cold:



But Izumi Noah warmed up:


Also, I had steamed buns, but she did not because she doesn't eat dead meats.
Only sad dead vegetables that just wanted to be with their families and live a simple life.

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"I've kicked enough balls in my life to recognize the haggisy texture of a Scotsman's when the tip of my boot makes contact!

Stark was just a patsy, wasn't he?! How long have you been wearing that armor...MARK MILLAR?!

Oh, don't worry, I ain't gonna ask you about no Civil War bullshit. That ain't no problem.

BUT SWEET CHRISTMAS, HONKY, WHERE THE HELL IS ISSUE THIRTEEN OF THE ULTIMATES?!"




Yeah, I know it kinda looks like Alexander Luthor. Screw you.

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Oh, interwebs, you're so lucky that my brother is such an awesome guy.

You remember the Incredible Hulk POWER figure from a few days ago, the one I bought at a 99 cent store in Houston?

This one:



Well, I just got this from Matthew, when I asked if he could buy out their stock for me:

"There were 7 POWER figurines.  However, I cannot guarantee that all of the glowing red 3rd nipples work on all of them. I will send them in a box.  If the postman can make it through the blizzard"

What does this mean to all of you?
It means that, after probably pulling out a few for myself or friends, I will have at least a few figures for you to fight over.

Then it will be time for...

THE SUPERIOR POWERED THUNDERBOLT
OVERLORD TOP KING ACTION FIGURE CONTEST!!!

I don't yet know what the contest for them will be, nor how many I'll be giving out...

BUT GIRD YOUR LOINS IN ADVANCE, TROO BEELEEVERZ!

Ekxselziorr!!!

benji liebowitz