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So I posted this photo:



and declared that I sometimes eat like a Filthy Englader (the resulting discussion is fascinating and funny.)

My favorite response is here:

"Eat? Eating implies that one is consuming food. Englanders don't eat, they extract nutrients from concoctions of banality and despair."

-- froborr_dwiggy

Discuss.

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What's next?

Did a Sir Reginald last week, working on a bigger story, can't immediately think of a Fuckbrain Comic, and am in talks with several artists about collaborations...

What should I Interweb now? What will increase my Base Field of Monkeys?

Also, somebody please cut open my head, Athena is ready to be born, armor and weapons and all.

*ugh*

OH! WAIT!

You remember chuckdawg right? He wrote the magnificent Things That Will Never Happen bit, and often has very clear and level-headed and insightful things about politics?

Well, he's unlocked some of his fiction. Just a bit--not his Devil's Year stuff, which is fantastic but a work-in-progress--and you should go check it out.

It would help if he tagged things with words like "fiction" or something, but if you jump on his LJ right now, you'll find some of his Hank and Tim stuff, which is terribly good, particularly if you're drunk and depressed. Or hopeful. Or all three.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

TWO THINGS CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY RIGHT NOW:

--- Bipartisan

Shut up. You forgot that this word was in your dictionary for the last six years. Stop saying it in every fucking interview you give. You're sore losers and you can't handle that you're not the only ones making decisions any more.

--- It's time for the Iraqis to start taking responsibility for their own government and protection.

Shut up. We BEAT the SHIT out of their COUNTRY. What the hell kind of logic is it that just because we've continued to fuck them over and fuck them up for the past 3+ years, since it's still not working, we're suddenly we're absolved of all blame? Now it's their turn to take over when they don't have AMMUNITION or TRAINING or GASOLINE?

FUCK!