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EDIT: Kong ended on Tuesday. I am stupid and pynchon82 hates me. I need booze.

Live near Champaign-Urbana?

Tonight's your last chance to catch KING KONG at Boardman's Art Theatre.

It's a huge screen, best sound system in town, comfy chairs, and they sell pizza and coffee.

Does it get any better?

Yes, because you're supporting a local business.

AND IT'S GOT A GIANT FUCKING MONKEY FIGHTING DINOSAURS! COME ON!!!

Starting Friday night: THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
Next Friday? BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Go. You know you want to.

b

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God invented SARS because you aren't reading atomic_robo.

That's right, God saw that you aren't reading atomic_robo and became so angry that he flew backwards in time, like Superman did in that movie, only faster, and created SARS!

God would be more inclined to, as a sort of apology, make lima beans taste and brussel sprouts taste like buttered heroin if you read atomic_robo.

But he can't undo SARS.

Being omnipotent and omniscient means when that when you travel back in time to fight yourself, it's really dull, since each one of you knows what the other one's next move is going to be, and that that next move will DESTROY EVERYTHING EVER, and both of you end up getting bored and having a few beers before going home and watching Godzilla vs. Gigan.

Again.

I Is A Artist!!!

Oh, HELL YEAH!!!

[Edit (1/226/06) -- A special hello to everybody who got here via pyrotech_c3h8's LJ. He's made of FUCKTACULAR! ]

( Behind this cut is an awesome drawing I did of things I can't draw. Enjoy. )

There's a reason I'm a writer.

benjamin
A step below Liefeld, a step above Bogdanove...or is that backwards?