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Did I loan a copy of WATCHMEN to somebody here?
'cause I need it back.
'cause it was the library's.

Damn.

b

FREAKOUT!!!

Freakout: IN EFFECT
Barring Unforseen Circumstances:

AM GOING TO BE PUBLISHED WRITER!!!

Unless some bigass ad comes in late and sucks up my space, will have little 350 word sidebar thing in next month’s issue of XXXXXX XXXX.

I’m X’ing it out because, if I didn’t, the UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCE MONSTERS would totally JUMP UP AND DOWN ON IT AND FUCK IT UP.

Will give details when I get final confirmation.

***Freakout underway. Bushmill’s in system.***

PAID WRITER!!!
FREAKOUT!!!

*smooches*

benjamin

PS - Extraspecialthanks to man_size, who sent me down the road that lead to this piece. I owe you booze, Haspiel-dono.