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    I have some a fiction bit later, about Gun Smith(tm) and his Fabulous Weapons...
    But for now, just a few choice bits from tonight's editing of KING OF FIGHTERS: MAXIMUM IMPACT (v.7):

    "RETURNING FROM HIS TRAINING, RYO CAME BACK TO FIND SOMEONE HAD DESTROYED HIS DOJO. HIS STUDENT, KHUSHNOOD BUTT WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED, DURING THE ATTACK.     KNUSHNOOD WAS CERTAIN THAT MEPHISTOPHELES WAS BEHIND THE ATTACK ON RYO'S DOJO."

    Is that the coolest name in history, or am I on heroin? I mean, I thought the book and game had pretty choice ones with "Geese Howard" and "Mignon Beart." Seriously...KHUSHNOOD BUTT?  The hell did that awesomeness come from?

    Ooh, here's another tasty one, straight out of EVERY low-rent kung-fu movie ever: "HERE'S THE TRUTH AGENT SETH!  YOU'LL DIE BY OUR HANDS!" Guess he should be thankful for the honesty.

    His response is pretty buff, though: "THIS IS PATHETIC.  I'LL PUT AN END TO YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE SO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER CAN SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER...IN HELL!"

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How come situations never arise in my life where I get to say shit like that?

benjamin
Current Music: "Unmarked Helicopters" - Soul Coughing
Last Book I Read a Page of: Barefoot Gen: From the Ashes by Keiji Nakazawa
Last Movie: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (Godzilla, Japan, 1974)
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