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Jul. 17th, 2009 11:03 amIt's not even funny how awesome our garage sale is going to be.
Look at me. Am I laughing? No, because it's not even funny.
712 S. Anderson will be THE place to be tomorrow from 9am to 2pm.
Hoards--no, seriously, HOARDS--of women's clothing.
Furniture, vintage and new.
A few of my precious, precious books.
Loads of general household stuff.
No creepy stuff like ten year old plastic cups from Hardee's that have a decade's worth of iced tea stains in them.
Oh no, this is a classy garage sale, but sensibly priced, and run by an artist and a writer.
You're gonna wanna be there, or you'll be spending weeks hearing from other people about how goddamned rockstar it was and how you missed out on the best thing since that other thing that was really awesome.
Mention that you read about the sale on LJ and I'll try to have a complete worthless item for you to take home FOR FREE.
Be there.
b
Look at me. Am I laughing? No, because it's not even funny.
712 S. Anderson will be THE place to be tomorrow from 9am to 2pm.
Hoards--no, seriously, HOARDS--of women's clothing.
Furniture, vintage and new.
A few of my precious, precious books.
Loads of general household stuff.
No creepy stuff like ten year old plastic cups from Hardee's that have a decade's worth of iced tea stains in them.
Oh no, this is a classy garage sale, but sensibly priced, and run by an artist and a writer.
You're gonna wanna be there, or you'll be spending weeks hearing from other people about how goddamned rockstar it was and how you missed out on the best thing since that other thing that was really awesome.
Mention that you read about the sale on LJ and I'll try to have a complete worthless item for you to take home FOR FREE.
Be there.
b