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OMG FINALLY ANOTHER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

So, yeah...we've been a little slack lately. We make no apologies but will endeavor to do them more often in the future.

Also, please excuse that I only thank a few people in this one, as we accidentally mixed up the letters about what food came from whom. If we did one of yours and don't credit you, let me know and I'll edit the entry.

Okay, picture time.

schmidtybooger informed us that this is exactly how they were described in the bin they were found in at an Asian market.
Also, I enjoy pretending that the pig is saying "DINK!" because it would be funny to hear a real pig make that noise.



There's a reason this one was "unfortunately" not included in the tasting. I'm looking at YOU,interdisciple. I'm looking at you with eyes of distrust and shame.



This "SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!" moment brought to you by plumeriandeity. Also, it's hilarious that she's totally gonna blush when she reads that sentence.

Man, I love a lot of stuff about this package. I love that it's got a fish-shaped window, I love that it uses, like, five fonts. I love that the background is a beautiful oceanscape covered by a fucking fisherman's net.

Sorry, I don't know where I was going with that.

They look like they're made of gold leaf. And I think I went to high school with a Kieler Sprotten. Worked at the Hardee's across the street from the elementary school.



Whether it's fish or candy, when in doubt, put it in a plastic tube. Indeed, "bolsa veliotas" translates as "we've put it in a tube for you."



Look, YOU figure out something funny to say about licorice olives and you can write these damn posts, okay?



Mmm! Potent fermented soybeans with the strong flavor of onion! Next stop, Limburger and Ass!



Happy fun sour-sour lemon time best for you fairyarmadillo plus magic husband dr_beep ?!



Enough pictures, watch these two videos.

Fair warning, the audio is rubbish anytime I open a package. Time for a new camera, what with the flash having shat itself while we were in D.C....

Who loves you?

Hint: It's benjamin, Your Internet Monkey King

Smooches,

b