benchilada | SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO: Habushu and...maybe something else? Something awesome? (Reply)

Oh dear, my children? Can it be that we've done something stupid...again?

Yes, for...WE'VE DONE SOMETHING SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!

Let's see what the beverage portion is, shall we?

This is habushu, which will be explained in the video.

As for the main food...well,

blackcat2086 brought it to me frozen, for which I will always love her. Oh, and she brought it in person and is super cool and cute and I'll post a photo of her soon maybe unless I forget which I will. Anyway, I love meeting the internet.

Crap, YouTube is currently showing a freeze frame from the middle of the main video, which gives away what the item is.

With luck, that'll get updated soon.

The following episode is, as always, filmed by Lovely Wife Sara and guest stars

city_of_dis , with

icayrus and

porpentine_4 intentionally hiding from view.

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR...UMM...

So, yep, we just conquered one of the Bar Standards for shitty food.

Here are some photos, after some scrolling fodder so it won't ruin the surprise if the YouTube preview image corrects itself.

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Seriously, a plastic bag not only didn't contain the smell, but it couldn't even contain the pointy fruit itself:

Yep, them's the insides right there. I left it outside of the garbage can, even, for fear of making IT smell bad.

Whatever shall we do next?

Well, we still have Surging Eel...

And we still have two new "Have To" ideas brewing.

Oh, and, like my grandfather, my regular features are slowly returning to being regular.

2009 will, indeed, be my bitch.

Oh, before you go, have a RIVETING ~~my wife is a lush~~ outtake video.

HILARIOUS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES OR SOMETHING!

Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.

Love,

benjamin
Your Internet Monkey King