SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO: Super Explodo Edition

[benchilada]

Welcome to the
SUPER
EXPLODO!
edition of
So You Don't Have To!

So...fairyarmadillo and dr_beep were in C-U to visit us; they live in California but were in the Midwest for a wedding and drove A VERY LONG WAY just to see us. While they were in our home, the decision was made that we needed to eat a lot of crazy-ass shit.

Holy dick, did we ever...

Here's only a small part of the table beforehand:




My apologies in advance for not mentioning the names of of people who sent various items in here; we just started pulling tons of stuff out of the drawers where we keep it all and tossed everything on the table.

Also, sorry for any weird formatting; LJ was not a fan of this entry.




A can of Chirac Glossolalia!





This just shouldn't be.



Tins tempted by the opener.



Leaves!



Go ahead and make your own joke:



UNLABELED TESTES!



Oh...SALTY PLUM TESTES!



Look at the adorable shot glass I'm going to use!



I wonder if...oh, fuck me...



Could this product name be a warning of Things To Come?





Look, Ma, no expiration date!



Well...there's a small taste of what we ate.

NOW FOR THIRTY-FUCKING-MINUTES OF MADNESS.

PART ONE:

PART TWO:

PART THREE:

PART FOUR:

Here's a short accidental outtake video...

EX POST FACTO:

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Sometimes the best outcome for a situation is to still be alive.

.........

Extra big smooches from Nadja, Will, and me, your Internet Monkey King.

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