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Jan. 27th, 2008 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
benchiladaHA! Remember The Fantastic Firewood Sign that I snapped a pic of?
meditacious_b made good on me asking her to call the number and ask if they could send her some wood:
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"Update!! I called during my lunch break today, and in my politest Southern accent, I asked if they shipped their outstanding camp fire wood to Texas.
The man who answered assured me that, while he would consider the possibility for the future of his firewood endeavors, he could not ship it to me now because "it is very heavy" and also because "it may not fit into your mailbox, did you think about that ma'am?"
Ok, if that didn't make your head explode with the antilogic, he didn't even ASK where my Texan ass found his number or heard about his firewood. I'm going to assume he just felt like putting that sign in his front yard meant I could probably see it from all the way down here on a clear day."
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Human Race = Funnier Than A Cat Riding A Donkey
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meditacious_b made good on me asking her to call the number and ask if they could send her some wood:---------
"Update!! I called during my lunch break today, and in my politest Southern accent, I asked if they shipped their outstanding camp fire wood to Texas.
The man who answered assured me that, while he would consider the possibility for the future of his firewood endeavors, he could not ship it to me now because "it is very heavy" and also because "it may not fit into your mailbox, did you think about that ma'am?"
Ok, if that didn't make your head explode with the antilogic, he didn't even ASK where my Texan ass found his number or heard about his firewood. I'm going to assume he just felt like putting that sign in his front yard meant I could probably see it from all the way down here on a clear day."
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Human Race = Funnier Than A Cat Riding A Donkey
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