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Tonight's Quotes So Far:

ME: You are a poop bowl. You are a bowl filled entirely with poop.
SARA: No, ben. No, I'm not.
ME: Then what are you?
SARA: I'm a sweet bowl.
ME: Filled with what?
SARA: Sweets. No, don't write that down!

LATER

ME: I told you to watch!
SARA: I was looking at my meat!

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Headache recovery is about 86%.
A minor culinary adventure is ready to be uploaded tomorrow morning.

Also, on Monday night, etymological history was made.

During a Boggle game with [profile] chuckdawg, Jake the Cop, Lovely Wife Sara, [profile] sarahsam, and espresso-flavored vodka, we discovered the following new word:

QUISM: Thought to be rooted in the ancient Greek word "quim" and the Belarusian word "jism", it means FEMALE EJACULATE.

{EDIT: Pedro was there, too. Me am smartest Bizarro.}

Have a good night, my monkeys.
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