For My Friend Max...
Nov. 15th, 2004 10:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"ok, so here's the deal:
one of my sisters friends (shep) was over at our house the other day, and he wrote on our big dry-erase calender:
"call shep
say 'hi'
hang up"
the date he wrote it on just happened to be tomorrow, which is monday, november 15th.
now, those who know me know ive never been one to leave well enough alone. also, i have an appreciation for the surreal. so, heres what i want you to do:
his # is (217)202-7261. all you have to do is call that #, say hi, and hang up. if it goes to voice mail, leave it there. otherwise, just wait for him to pick up and say hi. he's in school till 3:15, so itll go to voicemail before that.
i want to hear about big numbers here. tell your friends. pass the word along. i wanna make sure he gets as many hi's as humanly possible. and i most likely will here about this from my family later. i'll be very dissapointed if it's a mediocre turnout.
with just 30 seconds of your time, you could add to the net absurdism of our world, and
really, is that too much to ask?
max"
No, Max, it is not.
Get crackin', my peeps.
benjamin
CURRENT MUSIC: "Lazy Days," Robbie Williams
LAST MOVIE: Unchanged
LAST BOOK I READ A PAGE OF: "The 1972 Virginia Slims American Women's Opinion Poll: A Study Conducted by Louis Harris and Associates"
one of my sisters friends (shep) was over at our house the other day, and he wrote on our big dry-erase calender:
"call shep
say 'hi'
hang up"
the date he wrote it on just happened to be tomorrow, which is monday, november 15th.
now, those who know me know ive never been one to leave well enough alone. also, i have an appreciation for the surreal. so, heres what i want you to do:
his # is (217)202-7261. all you have to do is call that #, say hi, and hang up. if it goes to voice mail, leave it there. otherwise, just wait for him to pick up and say hi. he's in school till 3:15, so itll go to voicemail before that.
i want to hear about big numbers here. tell your friends. pass the word along. i wanna make sure he gets as many hi's as humanly possible. and i most likely will here about this from my family later. i'll be very dissapointed if it's a mediocre turnout.
with just 30 seconds of your time, you could add to the net absurdism of our world, and
really, is that too much to ask?
max"
No, Max, it is not.
Get crackin', my peeps.
benjamin
CURRENT MUSIC: "Lazy Days," Robbie Williams
LAST MOVIE: Unchanged
LAST BOOK I READ A PAGE OF: "The 1972 Virginia Slims American Women's Opinion Poll: A Study Conducted by Louis Harris and Associates"