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[benchilada]

In case you can't be arsed to listen to my phone post--in which case, you're a fucker--I'll be alone in my house this weekend, with absolutely fuckall in the line of  obligations--with the exception of going to Effingham on Saturday night to marry some people to each other.

Time for booze and foul-smelling food and foreign films and too much interwebs.

Help me.

benjamin