HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST!

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You know who's awesome? agentorrange is awesome. I joked that my Tourette's opens portals.

His does the opposite. :)

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Somebody's going to buy me this foot-tall AV-98 Ingram Patlabor toy, yes? Only 289.99 plus shipping.



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I bought this but seem to be unable to find an ironic way to use it:



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The Civet (fairyarmadillo) says "David Attenborough could read a tax form to me and I'd listen happily."

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If you're near Champaign-Urbana, I trust you'll be at Gothic Prom: Dungeons and Dragqueens tonight?



kristinkannibal will be spinnin', baby.

No, I won't be in drag. I look terrible in drag and ultimately feel like I'm parodying it, so I don't do it.

I shall simply try my best to be dapper. :)

Smooches, kids, and I'd best see you there.

benjamin