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Dec. 10th, 2009 11:03 amI remember posting this 1940's Spy Smasher comic years ago, before Flickr ravaged my account because they're douchebags.
Still funny.
Spy Smasher arrives in his delicious Greek transport and heads in, rather single-mindedly, ignoring the ground's insults on the way.
It's not shitty foreshortening, it's...umm...a very tiny rifle?
Dog of a pig = best insult since "Ryan Seacrest."
That's the most preposterous morning ritual ever. Okay, it ties with putting emu oil on your face, but at least that makes you smell like a delicious rotisserie chicken.
{PORTION OF GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION OF WWII TRUFAX REDACTED BY O.S.S.}
The reasoning was apparently that making HItler a martyr would cause the German soldiers to redouble their efforts. In reality it might have meant Germany would eventually win, since Hitler's tactical prowess was..."legendary."
Positive affirmations work for Spy Smasher. That and Pilates.
You keep telling yourself that you made the right choice, slugger. Hell, if this comic went on any longer you'd probably repeat it three more times.
I imagine that he omitted certain details when he told his friends about "that time I almost killed Hitler." Probably something about a steel plate in Adolf's head that deflected the bullet, or his rifle was too tiny to be accurate beyond three meters.
Or because he was a bit of a dumbass.
God I love old comics.
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Still funny.
Spy Smasher arrives in his delicious Greek transport and heads in, rather single-mindedly, ignoring the ground's insults on the way.
It's not shitty foreshortening, it's...umm...a very tiny rifle?
Dog of a pig = best insult since "Ryan Seacrest."
That's the most preposterous morning ritual ever. Okay, it ties with putting emu oil on your face, but at least that makes you smell like a delicious rotisserie chicken.
{PORTION OF GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION OF WWII TRUFAX REDACTED BY O.S.S.}
The reasoning was apparently that making HItler a martyr would cause the German soldiers to redouble their efforts. In reality it might have meant Germany would eventually win, since Hitler's tactical prowess was..."legendary."
Positive affirmations work for Spy Smasher. That and Pilates.
You keep telling yourself that you made the right choice, slugger. Hell, if this comic went on any longer you'd probably repeat it three more times.
I imagine that he omitted certain details when he told his friends about "that time I almost killed Hitler." Probably something about a steel plate in Adolf's head that deflected the bullet, or his rifle was too tiny to be accurate beyond three meters.
Or because he was a bit of a dumbass.
God I love old comics.
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