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Sep. 14th, 2009 12:13 pmStill sick.
In other news, DAMN YOU,![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
city_of_dis. DAMN YOU.
Several years ago now he introduced me to the nightmare of addiction that is the free online game called NANACA†CRASH!!
A bizarre flash game, Nanaca Crash has you "steering" a guy that's been smashed into the air by a girl on a bicycle and trying to aim him at different people on the ground, who will change his course, speed, bonuses, et cetera.
Yeah.
Even weirder is that it's fan-made and based on an eroge game from Japan called CROSS†CHANNEL. There is no nudity or "eroticism" in this game, unless you're turned on by schoolgirls hitting guys with bikes. Okay, to be honest, there are probably at least two of you who are into that, but let's keep our hands down, shall we kids?
I highly recommend playing this game if you don't mind burning away hours of your limited lifespan. Every time I think I've kicked the habit, when it's been a few months since I last played it I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S LIKE IT CALLS ITSELF UP ON MY BROWSER AND FORCES MY HANDS TO PLAY IT!
Play it a few times and see what you can figure out, then maybe skim the Wiki somebody made for it. I had more fun figuring shit out by accident than I did reading the Wiki, which didn't exist when I started playing.
Did I mention that the sound is pop-music crack, too?
Screenshots, then back to me under the covers on the couch, watching a double-feature of Dark Knight and Dolemite. See how they kinda sound similar, like poetry when you say them together?
See ya,
b
PS - While researching this game's weird history, I stumbled upon an entry for a Japanese game called RapeLay. Seriously, Japan. Seriously.
In other news, DAMN YOU,
city_of_dis. DAMN YOU.Several years ago now he introduced me to the nightmare of addiction that is the free online game called NANACA†CRASH!!
A bizarre flash game, Nanaca Crash has you "steering" a guy that's been smashed into the air by a girl on a bicycle and trying to aim him at different people on the ground, who will change his course, speed, bonuses, et cetera.
Yeah.
Even weirder is that it's fan-made and based on an eroge game from Japan called CROSS†CHANNEL. There is no nudity or "eroticism" in this game, unless you're turned on by schoolgirls hitting guys with bikes. Okay, to be honest, there are probably at least two of you who are into that, but let's keep our hands down, shall we kids?
I highly recommend playing this game if you don't mind burning away hours of your limited lifespan. Every time I think I've kicked the habit, when it's been a few months since I last played it I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S LIKE IT CALLS ITSELF UP ON MY BROWSER AND FORCES MY HANDS TO PLAY IT!
Play it a few times and see what you can figure out, then maybe skim the Wiki somebody made for it. I had more fun figuring shit out by accident than I did reading the Wiki, which didn't exist when I started playing.
Did I mention that the sound is pop-music crack, too?
Screenshots, then back to me under the covers on the couch, watching a double-feature of Dark Knight and Dolemite. See how they kinda sound similar, like poetry when you say them together?
See ya,
b
PS - While researching this game's weird history, I stumbled upon an entry for a Japanese game called RapeLay. Seriously, Japan. Seriously.
