MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 09:09 @nikkicook I'm telling you, darling, the DeathFlu Weight Loss Program will curb that hunger and your silly "need" for food. #
• 12:56 Peeing when sick is very satisfying, if you don't mind standing up for the eight minutes it takes to evacuate 4 gallons of water and tea. #

Smooches,

b

Good day?

Go find the rest of the story, Paul.



I asked for that autograph when I was about 12.

Geek life.

b