Not really new content, but it's Friday, so bite me.
No, seriously; please bite me.
a) This is now closed. A delightful fellow named Steve got word of it from
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b) What the hell just came out of my ass is for you and your friends.
c) You can still help with this.
d) You can still help here, too.
e) God damn I love generic toys:

This Genuine Hero comes with a cheapass Gundam ripoff shield that he is incapable of holding, a massive automatic weapon that he can only hold at an awkward angle, four missiles with nothing to fire them, and an impractically massive club sword thingie. And conveniently built-in go-go boots.

In answer to your query,
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Weekend in four hours and ten minutes; must prepare body for booze, et al.
Have fun, kids.
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