So You Don't Have To: Not-So-Fearsome-Foursome

So, yeah, mwissa  was in town last weekend. Not only did I get Christmas Spirit shot all over my face, but I also got to do my most sedate So You Don't Have To to date with her as Special Guest Star.

We did four relatively innocuous foods, which I've found to be a good formula.
If you're doing something brutal, make it the only food. If you're doing things that may not be terrible, do a number of them.

I am pretty sure that the first three came from Finland via ekatarina, the Russian drink came from dana_pants.

FIRST:



"Real Potatochips. Right taste."

She told me that the larger bags were called "MEGAPUSSI".

NEXT:



Umm...yeah.

AND THEN:



Doesn't Chili Salmiakki sound like a Gotham City mob boss?
In any event, your weak-ass licorice is not enough for Batman.
YOU MUST ADD SOME CHILI POWDER.

FINALLY:



I would make a joke, but...

We went twenty seconds over the YouTube ten-minute mark, so it's split into two videos.

You know it's been a brutal morning when I can't even be arsed to put on a shirt that isn't the one I wore to a party from the previous night.

Now go eat some Japp Megapussi.

Smooches,

b

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Smooches,

b