It's only alcohol abuse if it files a police report

Oh please to remember the Fifth of December,
Of Al Capone, Nation, and loss.
Now free flows the liquor,
Wine's good for your ticker,
So head home and then hit the sauce.

Buy things from my friends.

nykki  and pensylvania_joe  are trying to earn money to go home for Christmas.

Want to buy a huge lot of DVD's?

Also, tofunutloaf has fantastic squid Christmas cards and more robots up on Etsy.

GO! GOOOOO!!!

And primavera  is selling books that she made.