MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 13:43 Dear Society - it's too fucking early to tell me Happy Holidays. #
• 18:16 @nyquildotorg And a Happy Late Grandparents Day to you! Wait. I mean, my WORDS are late, not the Grandparents. #
• 20:03 @mazikeen Last year I saw Christmas stuff go up on the night of Halloween/Nov.1 at about 3a.m. We're as weird as Japan! #
• 10:32 "Those boobs are half mine by marriage." #
• 10:50 The name Pearl is awesome, but Pearl Stone is not cool at all. And no, Sara's not pregnant. #

Smooches,

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Weird-ass websites

Okay, see, I LOVE Islamweb for all of its official interpretations of various fatwas (for example, did you know that it is technically against Muslim law to give a drunk person a ride in your cab?) but this one?

This one I to me ages to even figure out what the hell the question is, let alone how the answer applies, other than "Do what you gotta do, motherfucker."

My junkie-like urge for new knowledge needs to be treated. Every time I go to that site I spend a half-hour there, minimum.

Same with Ratical.

Also, this entry I randomly found about sex and superheroes in a blog--no, you do not get to know what my search parameters were--is fucking killing me.

Oh! And I forgot that I got to meet janetmiles  the other day! She was passing through my town and we had EMPANADAS together. That's the kind of closeness that only internauts can engender.

She was pretty damn cool. :)

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