So You Don't Have To fanworks

I love you, my monkeys.

First, there was januarychill, and she did her own So You Don't Have To.
Then came passive_mission, and she ate something So You Don't Have To.

Now, the titantic team-up trio of g0dz17la , livenud , and mwissa  have done something...

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

OBSERVE!

I'm seriously thinking of starting some sort of bizarre worldwide club.

We'll need t-shirts first.

In the mean time, here's a poster that carrot_khan  made:



Y'all flatter your Internet Monkey King.

Smooches,

b

whatthehelljustcameoutofmyass.com

So I was talking to mrnihil  about domain names and I mentioned that while I was able to snag "soyoudonthaveto.org", the .com and .net addresses were taken.

"really?" says he. "i guess i shouldnt be surprised. pretty soon we'll be left with clownpenis.fart".

So I looked it up, wanting to jokingly gift him a few months of clownpenisfart dot somethingorother.

What happened may or may not surprise you:

"Domain ID:D129697028-LROR
Domain Name:CLOWNPENISFART.ORG
Created On:28-Sep-2006 06:29:31 UTC
Last Updated On:29-Sep-2008 01:24:47 UTC
Expiration Date:28-Sep-2009 06:29:31 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:GoDaddy.com, Inc. (R91-LROR)"

They also got .com, .net, and .info.

This makes me sad that I couldn't get one for him, but happy that I live in a world where a company thinks, "Shit, yo, we better buy clownpenisfart.com 'cause somebody might want to buy it from us."

Welcome to the future.

Smooches,

b