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MININFODUMP:

--- "Have you tried the new Mach-15? It keeps your eyebrows in check while you shave your chin!" - fiveminutebreak   

--- Muxtape is down, "Muxtape will be unavailable for a brief period while we sort out a problem with the RIAA."

--- Skeleton bike.

--- Another one.

--- It's strange the things you find while link-surfing Livejournal. Something that seems like an innocuous deep-fetish community ends up having...a couple of very distressing posts. disgusting_lust  Some of this stuff is NSFW, kinda, and not safe for people who can't handle reading things that some would consider "over the line".

--- Are you telling me that there are fetish sites for everything but girls in marching band uniforms? What the hell, internet? I WAS DEPENDING ON YOU.

--- Thank you, Lewis, for this precious moment:

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"I dont really know what to say about this one. Apparently after a ‘four day drug spree’ this girl decides to go crazy in the Quad at Santa Cruz. You know what this girl needs that there is plenty of in California? Sun. I thought everyone in California was tan? Oh well, college is about experimentation and finding yourself, right?" - http://blog.collegebars.net/

"A couple of us were out there talking to her earlier but she was too messed up and crazy so we let her be. and the songs she was listening to were satisfaction and ecstasy."

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Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 23:23 @commonname So, like, what happens to bad, bacon-eating Jews, then? Does god just scowl at you for all eternity? #
• 23:23 I wanna make love on a train. Cross country. #
• 11:21 You have touched John McCain. Save vs. paralysis at a neg. 3 #
• 11:23 @nyquildotorg I keep thinking the same thing, so I decided to find out wtf it is. en.beijing2008.cn/46/39/WaterCube.shtml #
• 11:27 Why does CNN hate breasts? tinyurl.com/65nlr4 #
• 11:46 It's like an arachnodisco. Try to dance with a chick and then try to get her out of her eight-legged pants. tinyurl.com/565mpn #
• 11:57 shadowofsummer.livejournal.com/285119.html #
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• 12:30 TRUTH: tinyurl.com/5jdkys #

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