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I often have people asking me how they can be more happy about their toilet-going experiences.

THERE IS AN ANSWER, MY CHILDREN.

Warning: sound.

Oh! And are you short on internal organs?

HERE'S A LONG-TERM SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM!

Here for your poop and liver needs,

b

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My latest contribution to catching up on the backlog of assignments for jensartnight. Again, the scan was done on a public computer so the color / crinkles of the paper are kinda bad.

This time? MORMONS!



A) I still need to do TARDS and BRITISH TEETH and POST-APOCALYPTIC ME,
B) Yes, ar901, I know they're not "real" Mormons. Then again, the Catholic Church insists that they're the only real Christians...

(no subject)

"They say I got brains
But they ain't doing me no good.
I wish they could."

Motherfuckers, I got, like, THREE posts for you tomorrow.

I'll be away for the threedayweekend (work for the state), but I'll get even more stuff done while I'm gone.

I might have spotty connections while I'm away, so I don't know if you'll get anything until late Monday night or Tuesday morning.

Maybe you will. Maybe you won't.

Go to fucking bed,

b