(no subject)

Dear Once,

You were a very cute and enjoyable film.

Not convinced that you were worthy of the mounds of praise you got, but go ahead and enjoy it anyway.

b

(no subject)

Did our taxes.

As with every year, the state gave us a quarter and then the feds knuckle-punched me in the eye, stole my pants, shaved half my goatee, and took our quarter.

Also John "stereotypist" Campbell?

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO DO WRONG.