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27 of you will have a vague concept of what this is about.

Of those:

9 of you will find it funny.
5 will be "meh."
2 will think I've crossed a line.



For everybody else, here's Mr. Turner:

Smooches,

b

PAGING BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS

C'mon, man, did you not have misogyny shouted at you enough recently? Even the NINJAS are startled!

I just...I...*sigh*

Oh, also? "FOOM?" For serious?

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Right, three last things:

A) DON'T CARE IF THIS MOVIE SUCKS, I WILL WATCH THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF IT,

B) EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMIC BOOK GENITAL-KICKING:



C) Said hylerj about the video of Mr. Turner that I had in my earlier entry:

"It is fine, upstanding, individuals like Mr. Turner to make me proud to be from African American descent. Mr. Turner, where ever you are now, I salute you sir, for keeping those stereotypes alive. I raise a glass in praise of Mr. Turner. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH, OH GOD, it is right up there with the black guy they pick for the news soundbyte. I'm reminded of a soundbyte a friend told me about. One of those location shoots around late December at a mall, and they get a quote from some woman, who says "We shoppin!!!"

With luck, this will make you feel better. Ignore the fucking ebaum watermark and enjoy a "Southern gentlemen" and his issues:

And this one, for good measure:

That should be it for today.

Have a good night, kids.

b

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iamza has pointed out to me that in the event of DOOOOOOOOMSDAY, you're gonna wanna head to Norway for your fruits and vegetables.